Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography
please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful
smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog
the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love
Humans keep the antlers of the deer that they kill as a prize.
Angels keep the horns of demons.
Demons keep the wings of angels.
the smarter u are the more men arent funny