You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.

Oscar Wilde

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

dragonnova:

pukind:

stinky crop

should have kept that third set of limbs, kid. might be a little steadier on your torso nubs.

dknfkgnf HE’S SO CUTE!!!

rotten-tears:

friendshipisalpaca:

rotten-tears:

what the heckies does “:3c” means

image

OOOOOH

Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn’t suck.
(via intensional)

swag-master-2000:

when did sleeping become the most and least important thing in my life 

iguanabones:

the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

kintsukuroi-silver:

the-nakedniall:

spoonwalking:

creepypiper:

hell yeah

Sounds good.

Im not plugging my charger into a woman

The last comment actually just killed me. 

kintsukuroi-silver:

the-nakedniall:

spoonwalking:

creepypiper:

hell yeah

Sounds good.

Im not plugging my charger into a woman

The last comment actually just killed me. 

officialfrenchtoast:

how many followers do u need before people start buying stuff for you from your amazon wishlist

©  theme